sardar jokes
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......"
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santa jokes
Santa makes fool of water
Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water
More sardar jokes
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water
More sardar jokes
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
Santa Jokes
banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
Santas wife scared of water
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
Santas wife scared of water
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
Santa Jokes
Singh and his donkey
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
Santa about hike on petrol
Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair. Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
Santa about hike on petrol
Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair. Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Santa in miami beach joke
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
Fun Facts
A tortoise can live up to 140 years old.
Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.
Talking on a cellular phone while driving is against the law in Israel.
A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
February is the mating month for gray whales.
In 1967, the first successful heart transplant was performed in Cape Town, South Africa.
The Philippines consist of 7,100 islands.
Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.
Talking on a cellular phone while driving is against the law in Israel.
A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
February is the mating month for gray whales.
In 1967, the first successful heart transplant was performed in Cape Town, South Africa.
The Philippines consist of 7,100 islands.
In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar
Before the Chinese take-over of Tibet in 1952, 25 percent of the males in the country were Buddhist monks.
Surveys indicate that the number one reason people play BINGO is for leisure.
Close to 3 billion movie tickets are sold in India every year.
A squash ball moving at 150 kilometers per hour has the same impact of a .22 bullet.
Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize.
In Australia, a common "Boxing day" activity is surfing.
Before the Chinese take-over of Tibet in 1952, 25 percent of the males in the country were Buddhist monks.
Surveys indicate that the number one reason people play BINGO is for leisure.
Close to 3 billion movie tickets are sold in India every year.
A squash ball moving at 150 kilometers per hour has the same impact of a .22 bullet.
Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize.
In Australia, a common "Boxing day" activity is surfing.
Facts About India
Close to 3 billion movie tickets are sold in India every year.
Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.
India is the world's largest consumer of gold.
India used to be the richest country in the world until the British invasion in the early 17th Century.
According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until the 1730's, India was the only source for diamonds in the world.
A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.
Arabic numerals were not invented by Arabs, but were invented in India by the Hindus.
In India, a 9-year-old girl was "married" to a stray dog, which tribal custom requires in order to protect a child whose first tooth appears on the upper gum.
The largest school in the world is City Montessori School in India and has over 25,000 students in grade levels ranging from kindergarten to college.
India has the most post offices in the world.
Bill Gates donated close to $100 million to fight AIDS in India. As a percent of his total wealth, this would be comparable to him donating ten cents if he only had $60.
Barbie's boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.
Diamonds were first discovered in the riverbeds of the Golconda region of India over 4,000 years ago.
From 1526 to 1707, the first six Mogul emperors of India ruled in unbroken succession from father to son.
Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.
India is the world's largest consumer of gold.
India used to be the richest country in the world until the British invasion in the early 17th Century.
According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until the 1730's, India was the only source for diamonds in the world.
A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.
Arabic numerals were not invented by Arabs, but were invented in India by the Hindus.
In India, a 9-year-old girl was "married" to a stray dog, which tribal custom requires in order to protect a child whose first tooth appears on the upper gum.
The largest school in the world is City Montessori School in India and has over 25,000 students in grade levels ranging from kindergarten to college.
India has the most post offices in the world.
Bill Gates donated close to $100 million to fight AIDS in India. As a percent of his total wealth, this would be comparable to him donating ten cents if he only had $60.
Barbie's boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage.
Diamonds were first discovered in the riverbeds of the Golconda region of India over 4,000 years ago.
From 1526 to 1707, the first six Mogul emperors of India ruled in unbroken succession from father to son.
Fun Facts
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Jupiter, the fifth planet from the sun, is the largest planet in the solar system, twice as big as all the other planets combined.
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
All polar bears are left handed.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
The first outdoor sign advertising "Coca-Cola" still exists. It was originally painted in 1894 and is located in Cartersville, Georgia.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Jupiter, the fifth planet from the sun, is the largest planet in the solar system, twice as big as all the other planets combined.
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
All polar bears are left handed.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
The first outdoor sign advertising "Coca-Cola" still exists. It was originally painted in 1894 and is located in Cartersville, Georgia.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Fun Facts
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
In 1958, Thomas Watson, the chairman of IBM forecast a world market for only 5 computers.
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
House flies have a lifespan of two weeks.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.
The number of left-handed men is double that of left-handed women.
In 1958, Thomas Watson, the chairman of IBM forecast a world market for only 5 computers.
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
House flies have a lifespan of two weeks.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.
The number of left-handed men is double that of left-handed women.
Fun Facts
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Fun Facts
Tiger Woods is the highest paid athlete. He makes around $80 million per year (or $219,000 per day).
The top five oil exporting nations in the World are Saudi Arabia, Russia, Norway, United Arab Emirates and Iran.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Seventy-three percent of Manila residents smoke.
In 2005, the country of Angola had the highest infant mortality rate in the World with over 187 deaths per 1,000 births.
25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The top five oil exporting nations in the World are Saudi Arabia, Russia, Norway, United Arab Emirates and Iran.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Seventy-three percent of Manila residents smoke.
In 2005, the country of Angola had the highest infant mortality rate in the World with over 187 deaths per 1,000 births.
25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
Fun Facts
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
As of July 2005, the smallest country in terms of population was Pitcairn Islands with 45 inhabitants!
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. ‘
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
As of July 2005, the smallest country in terms of population was Pitcairn Islands with 45 inhabitants!
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. ‘
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
Fun Facts
Armadillos, opossums, and sloth's spend about 80% of their lives sleeping.
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
The United States spends more money on its military than the next 13 countries on the list combined!
40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line in The Terminator 'I'll be back' was originally scripted as 'I'll come back'.
The word "democracy" is banned in online chat rooms in China.
Mosquito's are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
Sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles (161 km) an hour. And it is impossible to do the with eyes open.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
The United States spends more money on its military than the next 13 countries on the list combined!
40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line in The Terminator 'I'll be back' was originally scripted as 'I'll come back'.
The word "democracy" is banned in online chat rooms in China.
Mosquito's are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
Sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles (161 km) an hour. And it is impossible to do the with eyes open.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Fun Facts
Abraham Lincoln was the only U.S. president to hold a patent. It was for an invention to buoy boats over shallow rivers.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The most dangerous animal in the world is the common housefly. Because of their habits of visiting animal waste, they transmit more diseases than any other animal.
2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The most dangerous animal in the world is the common housefly. Because of their habits of visiting animal waste, they transmit more diseases than any other animal.
2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Fun Facts
Google's name is a play on the word googol, which refers to the number 1 followed by one hundred zeroes.
In your lifetime, you'll shed over 40 pounds of skin.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
The parachute was invented by DiVinci in 1515.
Coca-Cola translated to Chinese means, "To make mouth happy".
The life expectancy at birth in Swaziland is estimated to be only 33 years old (as of 2005)!
Skylab, the first American space station, fell to the earth in thousands of pieces in 1979. Thankfully most over the ocean.
In your lifetime, you'll shed over 40 pounds of skin.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
The parachute was invented by DiVinci in 1515.
Coca-Cola translated to Chinese means, "To make mouth happy".
The life expectancy at birth in Swaziland is estimated to be only 33 years old (as of 2005)!
Skylab, the first American space station, fell to the earth in thousands of pieces in 1979. Thankfully most over the ocean.
Fun Facts
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.
27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.
45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Only humans sleep on their backs.
The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.
27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.
45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Only humans sleep on their backs.
Funny Facts
The average person laughs 15 times a day.
Caffeine is the world's most popular stimulant.
When it originally appeared in 1886 - Coca Cola was billed as an "Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage".
Ice cream was originally made without sugar and eggs.
Each day the sun causes about one trillion tons of water to evaporate.
In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food.
Caffeine is the world's most popular stimulant.
When it originally appeared in 1886 - Coca Cola was billed as an "Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage".
Ice cream was originally made without sugar and eggs.
Each day the sun causes about one trillion tons of water to evaporate.
In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food.
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