banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
Santas wife scared of water
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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