50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Sardar always smile during lightning storms
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.